Ever read a zodiac profile but still wonder how that personality will react to direct questioning on difficult subjects?  Well, wonder no more, as I have compiled a list of direct and to-the-point questions with likely answers from each and every zodiac sign based on their profile in these pages.  Enjoy!

Question:  Am I too fat? 

Aries	Yes.
Taurus	I prefer the term "pleasingly plump."
Gemini	Yes and no.
Cancer	You look just like your Aunt Blimpo.  I'll get her photo.
Leo	Do what I say and we will take those pounds right off.
Virgo	I like fat people.
Libra	You have such style I hadn't noticed.
Scorpio	I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term.
Sagittarius	As compared to what?
Capricorn	Is this a trick question?
Aquarius	It's personality that counts.
Pisces	Just more of you to love.

Question:  Do you really think the world revolves around you?

Aries	You mean it doesn't?
Taurus	Is this a trick question?
Gemini	It revolves around me, myself, and I.
Cancer	No, dear, it revolves around you.
Leo	Yes.
Virgo	What do you think?
Libra	If it could, it would.
Scorpio	No and you're not so special either.
Sagittarius	Of course not.  The Universe revolves around me.
Capricorn	Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Aquarius	No, but the sun rises and sets because of me.
Pisces	No, but I sense you have a problem with that concept.

Question:  Do you really think I am that clueless?

Aries	I plead the 5th.
Taurus	Clueless is such a strong term.
Gemini	I'm sorry, did you say something?
Cancer	I prefer the term "ill-advised."
Leo	That depends on your definition of "clueless."
Virgo	Not always.
Libra	Misguided maybe, but not clueless.
Scorpio	Clueless is as clueless does.
Sagittarius	Yes.
Capricorn	I could ask you the same question.
Aquarius	Is this a trick question?
Pisces	Mistakes happen.

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